Hardly Human

A social non-commentary by Harley Garcia

hippy-freak:

iconic.
rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real
dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true


okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again

  • 1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.
  • 2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.
  • 3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.
  • 4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.
  • 5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
  • 6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”
  • 7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.
  • 8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.
  • 9. The general concept of asking permission for things.
  • 10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.
  • by Kate Bailey
bloody-nips:

danbutt:

apu no

this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again
hatos:

fronk-jaeger:

heard u talkin shit like i wouldnt find out

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

seantracy:

i say the funniest stuff in person but can’t translate it into tumblr speak ??? 

the-asgardian-tardis-at-221b:

assiest:

every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it

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