Hardly Human

A social non-commentary by Harley Garcia

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

oportunitas:

When someone touches ur butt

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easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

broral:

when you lose your mom in the store

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

easilyhumored:

when someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt

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guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

r3ckless-thoughts:

barebackinq:

when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it inimage

i cant believe how true this is